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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:25
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
No, not a chance
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Unde non omnis quia ut et magni ea.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
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So they tried
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids